I told my mom that I want to migrate to somewhere else cold at least unlike TANAH AIRKU.. She doesn't want to follow me because no friends out there.

Mother: NO!Stay here!.There I got no friends

Me: Duwan la..here hot..Why not migrate to NZ where your cousins all there?

Mother:...

Me: But NZ are for old or pensioned people go and enjoy one. Actually hor..there got nice kambing biri biri (sheep) very nice one and even their cow nicer than this country one white body with black spot unlike lembu here all pariah! But then this place not for young people like me. Plus I dont hear any shortage or need of accountants there..

(the laughter starts here)

Mother: aiyo work as penjaga lembu and sheep la! since you said the sheep and cow there are nice..